Booked our stay here pre cruise. 4 nights.

Booked our stay here pre cruise. 4 nights.

Pulling into the "resort" it looks amazing.

Couldn't be farther from the truth.

Let's start with the check in. They copy your driver's license (not unusual) they also copy your credit card. Not acceptable in my book.

Upon receiving our keys; we find out that parking is very limited. The golfers also utilize the parking lot which is about 30 spots total.

It's about 2 blocks walking distance from the parking lot to our actual room.

Arrival into the room: were to begin. You feel as though you're stepping back in time. Brown very dirty carpet on the floor. Furniture is from the 60's easy. The door has a two inch gap at the bottom. So literally anything could crawl into the room. We shoved a towel under the gap. Not that it will do any good; but made me feel better.

The toilet is like a kids toilet in kindergarten. When you get up; it's not sealed or bolted to the floor; the whole thing rocks.

The sink was I'm sure manufactured prior to my birth!!!!

The bed is comfortable enough.

So the first night I'm lying in bed reading as my husband is falling asleep when I hear the people in the next room talking and giggling and then well.....doing what couples do. It sounded like they were in our room.

Same thing in the bathroom. I can hear the other room occupants using the facilities.

WOW!!! I guess the one nice thing I can say is the AC is a beast and works great.

Buyer beware. If I could I'd sleep in the car. I'm that grossed out. Also can't move hotels because there is a huge music festival and most places are sold out.