The elevator: The elevator is probably 60 years ol...

The elevator: The elevator is probably 60 years old, you have to manually open the door yourself, and you can see the inside of the elevator shaft. This could be cool and kitschy, but when you have suitcases it is really frustrating to have to hold the door open while your load them into the elevator. I would rather take the stairs 7 flights up. The gym: There isn't a gym. There is a treadmill, technically. When I first got to the gym, there were two dudes looking at the treadmill, who probably charged the hotel to fix it, and told me they had fixed it, but when I got on to this (probably 20 year old) machine, it wobbled under my weight and yanked me off my feet every 10 seconds. Seriously dangerous. The other machine, a antique elliptical, was so jankey and made so much noise that I thought the might be a family of racoons being eviscerated inside it. I'm not a huge fan of racoons, but I'm also not a cold blooded killer. The room is fine, my cable didn't work, but what are you gonna do...