Will give you 5 stars, even though you never conta...

Will give you 5 stars, even though you never contacted me back regarding the story of what I found in my chicken nugget. I suppose there is bigger news. But I have it in the freezer. Kept the receipt. I have the purchase, the drive home, discovery of the anomaly, as well as containing and freezing it, all on video. Most people are shocked by the photos, which I have not posted publicly, anywhere. I assumed you'd want exclusive rights to the story. But if I write a book, clearly all of those royalties are mine.