It's a great place. Had a great time with the wife...

It's a great place. Had a great time with the wife and kids. The restaurants are amazing the food the staff. It was all going great until my wife got a call from "Steve" her co-worker... She says it's all work related and there's nothing going on. So we got into an argument and I ended up leaving Karen and the kids in the hotel room. Decided to go blow off some steam on the slot machines. I played for an hour, had a few drinks. I met this girl named Sandra who works there, she was amazing. All of a sudden the machine starts screaming! I automatically got triggered and said "oh shut up Karen, why does my son look like Steve?" That's when Sandra came running she said you won! I look at the screen.. and I had won! I hit the Grand price. People surrounded the machine clapping. I was so cought up in the moment... I grabbed Sandra and kissed her, like they did in the movies. People started cheering and clapping even louder. I grabbed Sandra by the hand, she ripped her name tag off. we started running through the isles, with the lights flashing as we ran by. It was a something I had never felt in my 12 years of marriage with Karen. I wanted it to last forever. We went to the desk to collect the winnings. My jaw hit the floor seeing how much money I had actually won. I couldn't believe it, Sandra couldn't either. They handed me a bag filled with 200 Rand bills. I grabbed it and we started asking towards the door. That's when I stopped and said "Sandra, where should we go with all this money? She said let's go to Cape Town... My heart without skipping a beat, I said YES LETS DO IT! we boarded a plane to Capetown. We stayed there for a week in the most expensive hotels and shopping.
One day I wake up a little late after a long time of drinking. I can't find Sandra anywhere. I look all around our hotel room, but I can't find her. Something told me to go look for the black duffle bag with money... It was gone, Sandra had ran off with the money. I was stuck in Capetown with no money, no Sandra, No Wife and kids... I had to own up and go back to Emperor's palace.
So I'm sleeping on the couch writing this, as my wife lays in our bed with Steve, the co-worker. She says I can only stay for a month till I get back on my feet, but Steve says he can help me get a job as his assistant. So in the end I guess it's a win win for everyone!
Moral of the story is... I don't know the moral of the story. All I know is that I won big a this place. But the one thing I learnt... Don't trust people named Sandra or Karen!
Okay I gotta go to bed now. Karen told me to turn off the lights!
Good luck. The place is really amazing tho!