Last Friday, my gender neutral child came home fro...

Last Friday, my gender neutral child came home from this school. It told me that the school painted the toilet doors gray. This is very upset because gray is not the color of neutrality. It was expecting a rainbow. He complained to Mr Boomjurksx. Then something unexpected happened and not at all neutral, and with my stupid neutral head I thought I could trust that gentleman in question. My gender neutral child saw a teacher skipping past with rainbow colors. This had made it enormously happy. This is how all teachers need to be involved. This was really a short and spicy purple gift from the neutral sky. My child was so inspired that it destroyed his / her clothing to turn it into a school bag. It is now so happy that it adores the purple gift every morning. They are now going to celebrate King's Day together in the purple neutral color. And now the toilet doors have to be painted in neutral color, because now it is just like a monastery. And I didn't raise my child to become a nun. The future must look purple to us.