Jumped through all the hoops and was approved for ...

Jumped through all the hoops and was approved for the loan; e-signed the documentation at 4pm on the Wednesday and was assured that money would be in my account by close of play that day; it wasn t - rang on Thursday morning and was assured it would be in my account by 1pm; it wasn t - rang at 1.20 and was told it would probably be in my account later that day; guess what - it wasn t. When I chased again on Friday morning with still no sign of the funds I was told it was apparently due to system issues . Made alternative arrangements elsewhere (sorted and paid within hours) and told George Banco to keep their non-existent money.