Attended with the expectation of seeing Port Adela...

Attended with the expectation of seeing Port Adelaide vs Essendon.
Essendon didn't arrive until well after half time, which suggests a traffic management problem. Also seemed to be populated by Collingwood and Carlton fans cunningly disguised as Port Adelaide supporters.
Only a shared lack of dentistry and public decency gave them away.
Nuggets and chips at half time were good though.