First the good- Vintage. Clean. Good location with...

First the good- Vintage. Clean. Good location with a bright sign that helped me navigate while I was exploring the GORGEOUS lakeside trail. NEGATIVES: I had my room cleaned 2x and both times my key card was inoperational when I got back to my room. There were 2nights I had Do Not Disturb on my door and my key card remained functional those days. Mystery. The most frustrating part of my stay was that I had zero access to Internet. When I'm on a biz trip, I need to work late nights to keep up, and not having internet was a huge productivity suck. My friend complained to me about the same thing before we realized we were both staying in the same hotel. I would not stay at this hotel again for that reason, plus the rickety elevator and spiral staircase. Also, my hotel phone had what I'm assuming is a Flamin' Hot Cheetos smudge on the dialpad. This smudge bested the cleaning crew, but the phone is circa 1990s so maybe it should just be retired.
One more thing- driving in a new city with 1way streets is disorienting enough for me, but the Google Maps location coordinates for this hotel actually match up to the island between the hotel and the next street. It was a flustering frustrating experience just getting to this hotel. Nothing against the people who work there, who were all very friendly and polite, but never again will I stay there.