There are three types of people on this Earth: Tho...

There are three types of people on this Earth: Those that shop at Fortnum s; those that don t, and those that are wholly unaware of its existence all together.

Fortnum & Mason is a special place, if you can forgive the onslaught of foreign tourists, in what can only be described as a D-Day equivalent invasion, other side around, and whom are obliviously not well-versed in gentlemanly and lady-like mannerism and oblivious to the word sorry, excuse me, and pardon me that we practice in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Some are also unaware that a human hand once existed independently without a shiny glass-and-aluminium body fruit-labelled interconnected electronic wireless contraption.

Otherwise, toilets are clean.