One time i came to a Laker game so sooshed up Jack...

One time i came to a Laker game so sooshed up Jack Nicholson told me to shut my mouth and I shook hands with Jay-z. Than I threw up court side and was immediately 86'ed. Good times. Have been unbanned recently and went to see a clipper game. Little tip, instead of giving out paper straws why don't you just not give straws... Damn thing runied my diet Coke. Yee 4 stars.