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False Advertisement - DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE PICTURES

In short, list form this place is:
DISAPPOINTING, DIRTY, OUTDATED, MILDEWY/MOLDY, UNSERVICEABLE, SMALL, HOT/HUMID, WREAKING, DISHONEST, BROKEN, POORLY DESIGNED, SEMEN-STAINED, A CHEAP GLORIFIED MOTEL, NOT A VACATION SPOT.