In a world full of excellent gourmet burgers, we o...

In a world full of excellent gourmet burgers, we often long for a simpler time. A time when a burger couldn't be described by fancy adjectives like "juicy" or "flavorful". A time when no one would ask how you want the burger cooked because it always arrived well done. A time when sand-dry burgers paired best with beer that can be best described as 'liquid'. If you think these standardless times are part of the past then you, my friend, are mistaken. Look no further than Pelican Brewery. Here the dreams of 1920's American food culture - unconcerned with quality or taste - truly thrive. While the price on the menu would suggest you are receiving something reserved only for the most affluent among us, do not allow that to fool you - the previously frozen food is simply costly but not reserved for those concerned with flavor. Pelican Brewery seems to remember the these simpler times quite well - their walls and ceiling and littered with awards from the past. Perhaps at one time their beer was craft and their food was delicious - however, this is now a distant dream that taunts the patrons of this establishment.

Also - bonus points - the bathroom was beautifully adorned with urine. It reminds me of a time before health regulations - a simpler time that we all long for.

The view here IS fantastic and the brewery can take no credit for that whatsoever. Save your money and eat a mouthful of sand on the beach outside the bar.