What to do when a business gets a bad review, simp...

What to do when a business gets a bad review, simply create a better one. I'm moving to Canberra for work commitments and was searching a local property manager in Lavington to take care of my rental unit, when I came across this review by 'Franco and Ronda Saba'. I gave it 5 stars for effort. The review is clearly an imaginative work of fiction. Who writes like this? Too funny to pass up.