Best McDonald's, nay, the best restaurant this sid...

Best McDonald's, nay, the best restaurant this side of heaven. Jordan in particular provided excellent service, turned my cola into wine, and cured my unborn child's prenatal leprosy. I have erected a shrine in honor of Jordan of the Minimum Wage, and will vigorously defend his honor against heretic reviewers to the death.

Also, Keehlan didn't get a plastic cup because he didn't deserve it. It was an act of mercy and compassion that he even received the correct order. I spit on his avatar in disgust.