David J. Review of Paradiso Plage
INSUPPORTABLE !
INSUPPORTABLE !
How to summarize without vomiting of disgust ...:
Arrived around 20:30 hours of booking we were greeted by a farmer by an elderly waitress because we were only 5 instead of 6 (oops it happens).
having to wait because it changed enormously things according to her (I do not see where but good either) this wait duration 10/15 minutes because we had to wait for customers to finish their dinners (we think hallucinate), what a shock to see that several tens of minutes later the table of departure was always empty: thank you the foutage of mouth!
Let's go to the service, in a word: indecent, I explain to you:
We were settled by a haughty waiter who did not hesitate to ask us, with total disdain and contempt (apparently the 20-25 year olds are all poor) what we wanted to drink.
I had to beg the alms to the poor to receive a micro portion of cakes appetizers with my beer: an aberration, obviously no bread or butter not for the meal we risk to break a phalanx, you imagine having to wear a basket of bread for your guests? Nobody does that of course.
He did not hesitate to cut, 10 minutes later, our conversation without announcing to describe us the menu of the day (very classy, worthy of a 5 stars, that the George V goes to get dressed)
Once you pay, you almost seem to mind having to let go of your money.
Finally let's go flat (hopefully this will raise the level of experience):
I ordered a "breizh burger" at 15 yes yes, 15 EUROS! What was my amazement at seeing this filthy burger filled with ketchup / mayonnaise masking the taste of the meat and the only slice of cheddar provided, surely to hide the misery of the dish, icing on the cake included fries was SUR-GE -LEES, 15 EUROS ?? IS IT A BLAGUE? !!
A small salad (when I say little, barely two forks) accompanied the dish and it was inedible. (Speaking of salad my wife who ordered one to receive frozen and rubbery shrimps)
One of my friends ordered a Hawaiian, I let you appreciate the quality of the pizza via the available image.
When the pancake butter and sugar for dessert at 2.90, it was obviously heated and tasteless me who am very attached to my region it was a real test not to have made a scandal in the second.
Ps: Concerning the dishes, do not expect to drink or eat in quality cutlery because the menu round knife and glass canteen (you know those or can see how old we have) what a shame to dare to open such a low establishment of range.
As much to say to you that for a "Paradisio" one is closer to hell than anything else.
A tip for you who hesitate to come, for your wallet and your taste buds never go at the risk of having to go to the kebab to finish your meal.
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