The security guard accused me of having something ...

The security guard accused me of having something bigger than my belly button ring going off in the metal detector that he had to wand me. I assured him I emptied my pockets and when the wand buzzed on my zipper I asked him if that s what it was and he says uh I don t know well don t you think you should figure that out before I come into the hospital? I mean make you re mind up am I good? Or no good? The staff just seems irritated, maybe over worked?