Only the best pfossible house you could get at Har...

Only the best pfossible house you could get at Harvard. Pfoho has loads of singles, many beautiful common spaces, the best house masters and lots of natural light. All the other houses are jealous of all the pfun we have in our beautiful pfamily. Any pfreshman in their right mind wants to get into Pfoho. All other pfreshman can spend the rest of their time at Harvard living with cockroaches at the river. Long live the mighty pfolarbear. ROOOOAAAAARRRRR!