Maybe we've been spoiled by living in London, but ...

Maybe we've been spoiled by living in London, but our takeaway consisted of:
"Italian Fries" - frozen chip shop chips
"Gamberetti Fusilli" - bland unseasoned pasta with no garlic, a few frozen prawns and a bit of green herbs on top that we couldn't taste
"Granchio Fulsilli" - vaguely crabby sauce with a few cherry tomatoes
"Prosciutto e melone" - thick cut slightly stinky cured pork with soggy bits at the bottom and some melon on the side.