I grew up on public tv so I don't watch garbage.

I grew up on public tv so I don't watch garbage.

Note to MTV executives: If you read this, I am willing to change this from a 1 review to a 2 star review that is if you pick up my reality TV show idea.

Here the pitch--another spinoff to Jersey Shore, but have the show set in MN on the North Shore of Lake Superior! The title the show would be "North Shore" and the premise is about the hottest Norwegian and German descended 20 somethings living life the MN north shore way--and whereby extreme cold temps only help enourage the partying and drunk driving during winter road weather conditions. The show will highlight these young adults addiction to drugs and alcohol and will also show the world what living in MN is about; and too will help others better understand the ancynom of G.T.H. (gym, tan, hotdish).

Also, North Show will have castmates be given fun and cliche nicknames which are geographically revelent to MN. E.g. some ideas for fun names that have been developed by my writting staff and I include: "Neil-D" (or maybe Bobby-D for a Dylan reference), "Ole-OoOo", "Paulie Wellstone", and "Cookie" (or "Kookie"--note: this character will love to talk about the Sweet Martha cookies, the MN state fair, baking, and types of, you may rightly guess--hot dish).

Lastly, the best part about this show, is that casting should be a breeze! Auditions can and will be focused in the city of Mankato MN--where drunk college students party by day and party extra hard at night; and then will throw up sometime while sleeping. Mankato truely is an alcholic's paradise and comparatively is what a VFW Jimmy Buffet Concert is to a "parrothead". Or in other word's--it is a magical place that turns into a heaven, when party goers are supplied w/ booze, crappy tunes, and exterme lowered inhibitions that make them feel their dancing is "sexy".

This show idea--North Shore-- is sure to be a hit w/ the dumb masses, both German and Swedish-American familes, and also teenagers! As you know, MTV's role and purpose in our society is to turn teens into full-throttled alcoholics by their 19th birthdays. This show will glorify hard-winter drinking like no other and spin sadness, misey, and addiction into looking cool, fun, and most importantly something Pat Sayjeck from Wheel Of Fortune may do or live (note: did u know reens love Pat??)

Anyway--we'll make allot of $$$ and that's all that matters, right? Or at least, that's the vibe I get from you guys, due to the type of programming you put on