fourlittletoaster

Review of Squatters Pub Brewery

Service was good, but most of the food was... disa...

Service was good, but most of the food was... disappointing.

We got the cheese curds and calamari to start, bourbon burger, and "locals only" pizza as entrees, and molten lava cake for dessert.

Cheese curds: Good. Tasty, hot, seasoned well, nice sauce to go with it.

Calamari: Pretty good crispy, well seasoned, seemed pretty fresh.

Bourbon burger: Not very good. Bun was dry (maybe stale?), beef was under seasoned, kind of plain.

Locals only pizza: Not very good. The local cheese and calabrese on the pizza were very tasty, but the mushrooms were plain, and the crust wasn't flavorful at all; no ferment in the dough, barely any salt, and very "cracker-y"

Molten lava cake: Awful. I feel like the snobby food critic from the movie "Chef" as I write this review on the molten lava cake, but this cake really was just bad...
The cake's texture was very spongy and odd, had a strange aftertaste, and wasn't really molten. The chocolate used wasn't good, and overall, the cake was inedible.

I spent almost $60 on dinner for two, and left very disappointed in my meal.