It was a fun day out for all the family apart from...

It was a fun day out for all the family apart from me. I have a rare allergy condition which effects me when I eat too much chocolate. After the 18th Curlywhirly I was afflicted by what I can only describe as a chronic bout of the Aztec two-step, nessessitating the urgent visit, nay sprint to the nearest convenience. Suffice to say I now have intimate knowledge of every public convenience within this establishment. On a slightly different note, may I say congratulations to Mr. Cadbury for his excellent choice in luxury toilet tissue, a very appreciative soft touch in time of despirate need.