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Review of Capitol Express Transportation

The Capital Express asks all the right questions, ...

The Capital Express asks all the right questions, such as "What are cellphones?" and "Why do people keep putting an 'e' in front of mail?" Capital Express are industry leaders when it comes to letting their patrons know that their ride has arrived. The scientists at Capital Express have developed a new kind of linguistic pattern to enable communication between man and bus, which involves a series of repeated loud and obnoxious honking sounds [patent pending].

Capital Express is always thinking about how it can give back to the community. Most companies subscribe to the selfish philosophy that you should only provide for your customers. At Capital Express, we go out of our way to provide a little bit of our services to everyone within earshot.

Need a lift? Hate your neighbors? Try Capital Express, today!