The overall experience was pretty good. The accomm...

The overall experience was pretty good. The accommodations themselves were very comfortable and the cleaning services were regular and of high quality. Please be advised that in order to utilize aforementioned cleaning services that you need to follow a number of mildly confusing instructions on a small card usually located on your bed pillow. (We didn't initially) Rooms 4.25/5

The included breakfast is pretty good actually, it provided a quality smorgasboard of European food, and kudos to Andrei for fantastic service and a unique perspective on the city. Dinner is a different story. On our first night, we went to the hotel sushi bar Ichi. The cooked rolls were actually pretty good, however the raw rolls were in no way worth the price. (Which was, as to be expected, abnormally high.) Service was passable, but not much more. Additionally, the Primo Bar, took 3 rounds of drinks to finally get my mom's drink right, which wasn't appreciated. Additionally, the dying animal known as the band I feel has successfully made Marvin Gaye turn over in his grave.
Brasserie Joel (breakfast) 4.5/5
Ichi 3.25/5
Primo 3/5

The location itself was quite nice and well situated within walking distance of the London Eye, Houses of Parliament, Waterloo and Westminster Tube Stations, and Westminster Abbey. Great view of the Thames from most locations, however our rooms themselves had a great view of the next door conference room...
Location 4.75/5

Overall Score 4.25/5