Alright kiddos, sit on down and let me tell about ...

Alright kiddos, sit on down and let me tell about the torturous experience I had here. So I'm your typical guy, you know a Syrian refugee, sold his kids to the man helping him cross the border and I get to this country (which if I had to review the country I'd rate it 5/10) and I'm looking for some nice grub after witnessing my father be tortured by bashar al-assad himself. And what do I stumble upon? Precisely this "restaurant" if that's what you can even call it. I mean, first of all there was a 20 minute wait line! Are you kidding me?! I didn't even have to wait that long when i crossed from Syria over to some other middle eastern country that ends with "istan". Second of all, the food was horrible, I ordered Ravioli expecting to receive the Formuoli only to be fooled by spongebob squareitalian. But besides not getting the krabby patty secret recipe, the ravioli was harder than papa john when he sees he daddy! and to be quite honest with you, I'd rather eat the wet garbage soaked in propane that I had to eat as a refugee than eat this mess. The worst thing I ever had to eat as a refugee was a my pet cats rectum marinated for several months in arsenic and liquid mercury with just a hint of the bubonic plague. However, the worst thing I had at this dump was their salmon. 0/10 Would not eat here again