Excellent prices. It seems to never fail in these ...

Excellent prices. It seems to never fail in these white linen table cloth restaurants that they want to show us how metropolitan they are by forcing us into their comfort zone. So instead of giving us a choice of whether we want Paleo Peach Muffin with Crumb Tops or simply a good basic a croissant, they give you only the fancy muffin. Or when they offer you shrimp pasta "with a nice garlic butter brulee" and you ask "do you have Alfredo sauce" No. I guess what I'm trying to say is there's a reason bread and Alfredo is popular. No one said you can't try to be the best at preparing that. Just don't try to take us to the land of the blind and find satisfaction in being the only one with one eye. Nobody ends up being happy and unless you're government subsidized you end up out of business and that would be ashame.
Always hold a chump card.