Josh Nelson Youssef

Review of Vendetta Post

Looks like I might be getting stood up at this pla...

Looks like I might be getting stood up at this place, but I don't even care because this place is fantastic.

Great ambience (noticing Tame Impala heavy rotation among other tasty jams). Their Golden Boy cocktail is . The staff are friendly and wonderful.

Clean, classy, and cool.

Now between you, me, and this second Golden Boy cocktail I just ordered, I like to think myself something of a spaghetti squash connoisseur. Take me at my word, then, that you will not find a better spaghetti squash. It would be a disservice to challenge you to find one, because it would be a disrespect of your time. Don't waste your time just order the spaghetti squash and everything will be great. You'll forget all about your nagging desires for romantic intimacy and your perceived inability to materialize let alone maintain a healthy relationship. Italian pepper, capers, pepitas, currants, and sweet sherry vinegar > a girlfriend. You'll see what I'm saying if you try it.

Honestly I wouldn't mind getting stood up here again. 10/10 would recommend getting stood up at this dope af place.

Oh. I just received a chocolate chip and sea salt cookie as a consolation prize. Definitely getting stood up here again.