I recently went on a road trip to visit my favorit...

I recently went on a road trip to visit my favorite gaming company. On the way, I found Ubisoft's lovely office! I asked if I could enter, and the project foreman said there was too much construction going on for me to tour it. Apparently, they tear down the building and reconstruct it to the same specifications every year, which I thought was really innovative! Since they wouldn't let me tour the grounds, I decided to be one of their protagonists and sneak in myself! They had a bunch of employees standing around with military-grade weaponry. They also had bright yellow alarms on the walls that I disabled.by spitting on them. I skulked around in the shadows and eventually made it to the Raving Rabbids biological laboratory, where I liberated my new best friend, Bwah. We climbed to the top of the building and escaped by jumping into a pile of hay that seemed very conveniently placed. Overall, I'd have to give Ubisoft's US office in San Francisco a solid 5/5.