Dave M

Review of The Porch at Schenley

The menu tries way too hard for my tastes. You wa...

The menu tries way too hard for my tastes. You want a pizza? Sure, here's a butternut squash pizza, but we won't sell you anything that resembles a basic pizza. You want a grilled cheese sandwich? No problem, that will be $9 bux. I got a Reuben for lunch today. $12 later and I got 2 slices of marble rye, possibly 2 slices of corned beef deli meat, a bunch of thick cabbage, possibly some cheese but I couldn't tell and what might have been Russian dressing on the side If you've ever had a reuben at a New York deli (or any other deli) don't expect the same sandwich here. The potatoes I got for my side really were incredible. Honestly, I would go to this place just for the potatoes. At the end of my lunch, I felt like I paid way too much for very few calories that I could actually eat. Fast food at Arby's would have made me much happier than my meal today.