These are real things that I thought up out of my ...

These are real things that I thought up out of my own mind! I'm not hot-doggin' ya!
I have worked for this company for over forty years and I am happy--happy I tell ya!--to work for a company that cares so much about my health and spiritual well-being. Every morning I merrily skip to work in eager anticipation of the happy times to be had. We start each day with inspirational quotes and poetry readings and more! (So much more!) After a nutritious lunch (the company encourages healthy eating habits) we often perform skits or break into an interpretive dance to highlight our safe work practices. Then it's back to making lumber which is something we love even more (so much more) than life itself! I'm convinced that there are healing crystals embedded in the lunchroom chairs (or else I sat on a thumbtack!) because after break I always feel refreshed, invigorated, and eager for more satisfying and life-affirming work. And the people that I work with are all good people--so good. We laugh and sing, we tell jokes and stories, or sometimes we just sit quietly and stare into each other's eyes knowing that we all share a deep, abiding love for one another, and not a nasty, creepy kind of love, but a clean, wholesome kind of love. Like in the dictionary.