This castle! The castle to rule all castles! There...

This castle! The castle to rule all castles! There a magical stone that give you powers here... To be very honest 18 ( 14 if you can convince them you're a student) is a good price to pay for magical powers of you ask me.

Now you may ask...what magical powers are on offer at this century's old stone masterpiece? It only is the one and only GIFT OF THE GAB... what does this mean? Only the ability to tell good stories around a campfire. That's right kids, a mystical stone brought down from the heavens, bestowed on humanity to offer an escape from this endless turmoil granting you the talent of a novice comedian. Oh and the only way to gain these powers is to perform a borderline cultist ritual where you're forced to Spiderman kiss this germ infested tourist trap. Would recommend.

But that's not all you can also visit the poison garden home of the worlds most dangerous substance... MARIJUANA...don't worry it's secured behind a protective barrier that would put fort Knox to shame. If you're looking for an alternative the opium flower right across from it is a good look.

That's all I got to see...you should go...trust