Heritage room means old and creaky. It was quaint ...

Heritage room means old and creaky. It was quaint for about 10 Minutes before the floorboards did yer nut in. It had
Zero soundproofing and was directly a above breakfast room.
Spa is lazy and dialled in.
Breakfast was menu one day and buffet troughs the next.
Staff nice enough. But building not invested. It looked as knackered as I did after cutting down my 3 night stay to 2 due to lack of sleep.
Also loved the 7am saturday facetime call the parents had with their kids in the room above.
Think we can agree that the kids have mastered Hello.
Lastly the sofa... Disgraceful. You wouldn't let a dog sit on it.