Sean Kelly

Review of Centrain National

Frankly, I'm honored that the good people of Googl...

Frankly, I'm honored that the good people of Google maps asked me to review Central Park. First, let me say that this obscure little piece of real estate tucked away in Manhattan was a unique find. I had never heard of it before, and I'm sure you haven't either. I hope to be able to find my way back and visit again someday.

The highlight of my visit was the ice skating rank, but even better than the ice rink was the Zamboni machine, which, while as awesome as every Zamboni, was even more extra awesome cool because it has the word TRUMP stenciled on its side.

Central Park is magical. I urge you to slow down, take out your ear buds and listen to the delightful sounds of European tourists coaxing squirrels to get close enough for a photograph.