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When I want to feel like a dirty old man this is t...

When I want to feel like a dirty old man this is the place I like to go during the summer. Lots of beautiful people jiggling to Manzone and Strong on a Sunday afternoon which is why I wear sunglasses so as not to look completely obvious when looking at people half my age. This is also a good place to blow you're last paycheck if you're trying to show off to your "friends." You can look like a G for a few hours then go home to your day old pizza and Fortnite. Life is good.

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