I was recently informed that one of the highly qua...

I was recently informed that one of the highly qualified educators from this school delivered my patented "Stunner" to a hoodie-stealing jackwagon by the name of Hat Man Jones! While I approve of this type of justice, I must warn the overly-bearded ELA instructor that if he ever uses my finishing maneuver again w/o my permission, I will run him over with my Bud truck, and that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!