Erinonfire

Review of Stratton Oakmont

Almost died trying to get to Camp Half-Blood. As a...

Almost died trying to get to Camp Half-Blood. As a child of Demeter, and an incompetent, weak one at that who never learned how to fight, monsters came to me like a moth to a flame. My satyr, Robin, got 2 degree burns. I had to carry him the rest of the way. Plus the bus we were taking exploded half the way there because a peacock's feather landed on my seat (don't ask.) My dad is going to KILL ME.