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Stephen Trent

4 years ago

Less than an hour north of st Louis

Less than an hour north of st Louis

If you are sad about the hills, then there must be no crowd, (you walked fast enough to notice the hill) (extra brownie for lunch) enjoy the short lines, expansive view of the mighty Mississippi along the Great River Road; enjoy the butterfies, Lizzy lizards and intricate tangled exposed (eroded) roots along your climb .. Like doilies on the hillside .. Enjoy the walk Think about the long water ride down ... Swish!! .. And wish the climb was longer
Bahaha hahaha lmao
The trips down the slides are so much fun !!!!

Nah ....
For real, if you need an escalator, rent a video game at a hotel

Veteran discount is very generous

Aug16 is almost off season
Off season, each ride has one "twin" on, or open .. There were mostly no lines today. the lines today were short, maybe 5 or 6 ppl, 8 was the longest and that line went fast
Off season we got front parking, even arriving after lunch.
Every item in the gift shop is half off or close

The retail refreshments uh ... Are retail .. There are picnic tables outside the park along the parking lot areas
The large fries ($4 , 2 potatoes?) Stay crispy on the way to the cooler in the trunk by the picnic tables. A nice retail treat to share with 4 adults if you planned /brought a regular lunch

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