DILAPITATED WASTE OF MONEY. I saved for a couple o...

DILAPITATED WASTE OF MONEY. I saved for a couple of months to take my family here. BIG MISTAKE. Upon walking in we were greeted by a merry go round...with 1 horse...the other 2 were removed , missing. My grandson desperately wanted to ride the bumper boats. We stood in line and waited. 4 out of 5 boats running. As we were waiting one breaks down. The next group goes...another breaks down. 2 bumper boats..weee. So we tried the bumper cars. Can you guess? 4 out of 7 working. The squealing and grinding noises coming from the working ones was nearly unbearable. Well we went on trying to make the best of our day, and tried laser tag. My gun....had to point it about 6 feet above my target to actually hit my target. Sounds like a joke right? Its not, but wait it gets better (or worse). My nephew really wanted to ride the paddle boats...went to the shore, and of course there were boat parts laying all over. That should have been a warning, but I didn't listen to my head. My nephew got about 30 feet off the dock when the back of the seat broke. He had to paddle back laying down after nearly falling in the water. Well we were kind of leaving our favorites for last and figured the go karts cant lose. We were wrong. 2 of our 4 cars kept stalling on the track, forcing the kid running it to run out on the track and pull start our cars. Finally...we played putt putt...no moving parts right? Nothing to break. On the 16th...NOT 18th hole its one of those shoot it into the cabin and the ball comes out a shoot lower down. Made a great shot right into the cabin....no ball. Didn't get to finish my game. I will also state that I actually saw a video game in there that was being held together with duct tape and silicone. My daughter says: THE ONLY THING THAT SEEMED TO WORK RIGHT IS THEIR CASH REGISTERS! I swear under threat of a defamation suit EVERY word I put up here is 100% true and accurate. I would have complained but I literally saw no one that I thought was older than about 16 yrs old. We are not a well off family and I actually did have to save to take my family for a day of "fun" because we couldn't afford a vacation, and this was the most miserable excuse for a money grubbing, "get their money before they find out everything is broken down" "fun park" For $2 more per ticket we could have spent the day at Elitches. My mistake. The owners of this place should be very VERY ashamed of the fleecing they do to hard working families. All that said....I waited almost a week to post this so the anger is not fresh.