Are you into dressing up like a princess and havin...

Are you into dressing up like a princess and having your hair done with perfumey hair spray, a bit of lip gloss and listening to the girliest of the Top 40? If yes, this is the place for you. If not but you're here anyway, then you probably have a daughter between 4 and 12. I was thankfully spared most of the assault on my ears and nose by hanging around outside with the other dads and discussing how our lives had come to this. We concluded that this was the price of some of the good things about being a parent.