Catastrophic "service" or not to speak of service ...

Catastrophic "service" or not to speak of service at all - virus or not.

No: Hello, no: This is DPD, no: I leave the parcel here at the door - absolutely nothing like that.

Ringed ... one word: "Package" and it was quickly gone.

If that were an employee of ours, it would have been his last day. Say: it's still possible.