To begin with, we're awarding an extra star due to...

To begin with, we're awarding an extra star due to the fact it's a bold move to open a water slash amusement park in the Pacific northwest and rely on three months for a whole year's income. So one star to Gryffindor for that. The second star is because the waterslides, once the hour of waiting in lines that are clearly longer than the park anticipated, are quite delightful. Beyond that our experience was, at best, really damn crappy. For example if you won't let people bring in their own food into the park please consider having fully stocked food kiosks. Secondly, I understand that you end up having to hire a bunch of seasonal people, aka kids, but should it REALLY take three people to change out a bottle ketchup? Also we realize that people will put out towels, etc but walking out seriously felt like walking through a homeless camp. Speaking of homeless camps, we reccomend cleaning the bathrooms more often than annually. One positive thing is that the rest of our weekends this summer will seem incredibly delightful in comparison.