It was a beautiful day in Mocksville and I thought...

It was a beautiful day in Mocksville and I thought I would try something new so I went to Restaurant 101. I walked in and I was pleasantly greeted by the staff. They took me to a dark place in the very back of the restaurant and sat me at a dirty table and laid the menu down in crumbs and salt. Then I picked up the menu and realized that this is one of those places who hides their drink prices and doesn't put them on the menu. I was hoping for a plate lunch but soon realized that this wasn't that type of restaurant. This was one of those overpriced burger joints. I got the pork chop. It was boneless so there wasn't much taste. The vegetable selection is quite pitiful. I got the sauteed vegetables which tasted about as bland as the boneless pork chop. The meal made for an expensive lunch. I couldn't tell if my waiter was a waiter or a waitress. He/she had no personality and never made any attempt at conversation. He/she never smiled and didn't check on me until the meal was over.