"We are unable to process your call due to system ...

"We are unable to process your call due to system failure." "Please stay on the line. Your call will be answered in the order it was recieved." "Sorry, the class you absolutely must take is full already, the one that's open conflicts with another mandatory class, and we only have the two." "Sorry, we're only open during the times you have to be in class. You can make an appointment, but we only accept calls during the times you are in class." This still up my experience at this school so far.