I have cancer and was sent to OHSU to have it take...

I have cancer and was sent to OHSU to have it taken care of. 4 years later my cancer is gone, but I haven't received any fun superpowers from my radiation therapy or stem cell transplant. They are so good at what they do that there have been zero xray/CT scan malfunctions resulting in super powers. And I'm on a maintenance drug that so far have yet to give me super powers. So 5 stars for ridding me of cancer, 0 stars for lack of "accidental" super powers.