Nick Stone

Review of University of pikeville

Absolutely outstanding, the best school not only i...

Absolutely outstanding, the best school not only in the nation, but internationally as well.This school is reaching new heights every day and will surpass all who even try to catch up to their excellence. Want to be God? Go to UPIKE. I believe that alone proves my point. Not to mention that all the greatest men and women in history attended UPIKE. Dante Alighieri, Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Bill Cosby, Donald Trump(trump train WOOH WOOH) and Kristen Stewart as well as Spock. GO BEARS. Take down the Capitalist Regime. I'd tell you to keep improving, but perfection cannot be improved. "It does not matter who we are, all that matters is our plan."-Isaac Newton, this quote was made directly about UPIKE, the GREATEST University, nay, the greatest PLACE anywhere on this world or beyond it. God was its founder and its president. Jesus runs it now. UPIKE is the Place to be. Never doubt it.