Some time ago I booked a table and when I arrived ...

Some time ago I booked a table and when I arrived my friends and I were seated at a table where the serving staff were bumping into me while serving other guests.
The steak was undercooked, and after sending it back, I received the same piece of meat but it was black, tough and inedible!
Needless to say that made for a very uncomfortable evening!
The next time I booked a table for three, we were placed on a round table that would barely fit two dinner plates!
On that occasion, when I told them we were going to leave, a suitable table somehow magically became available!