It's terrible. The staff are terrible. The food wa...

It's terrible. The staff are terrible. The food was terrible. The idiot tailgating me in a company branded car for the final 5kms to the resort was terrible...

...on arrival the waitress that poured my drink into a cracked and chipped glass, then when I complained tipped the same contents into another glass and proceeded to serve it to me... and that's scratching the surface.

Shall I go on? The staff are less than qualified. I'm fairly sure that our waitress was stoned that served us at dinner. The food was average. The bed was uncomfortable. The private pool had a used band aid floating in it.

In the end it wasn't about the money. It was the fact that the employees of this horrid little place genuinely believe that they have a superior product. They don't.

The fact that I know many people that have been there have the same opinion as me is interesting. Especially when you see all the 5 start reviews. Odd.

The biggest oddity though is the fact I've had my trip advisor review 'rejected' twice. For speaking my opinion? Tsk tsk. I didn't realise this was a dictatorship.

Waste of money. No way even close to value for money, or even a pricey decadence.

I wonder if the resort has their tentacles into Google reviews? Will this be sensored similarly tommy trip advisor review? Let's see