Man, I love phone appointments! Sarcasm, obviously...

Man, I love phone appointments! Sarcasm, obviously. No matter what's the issue, they refuse to see you in person. Unless you're dying, their "last resort" is you should go to the ER. I have had several normal issues that a family health doctor should be able to see me for, however all they tell me is to go to the emergency room. Go here if you want useless help and a person on the phone scolding you to go to the ER. Worst clinic I've ever had the displeasure of attending.