Jon MizrahiReview ofSteamworks Toronto
The worst gay sauna/bath I have ever seen in the w...
The worst gay sauna/bath I have ever seen in the world!! I have visited 30+ all over the globe and I'm a young muscular guy who always have good fun at such places. I don't know where to start.. but let me try warning you about all the strange things that can happen to you at this place which include the very bad 'hotel' concept, rude personnel, strange live "shows", completely dysfunctional and dirty bath areas:
1. The concept is so strange: You must pay extra for your own tiny room (with limited time) if you don't want to end up being not able to find a place where to date as the whole place looks like a hotel. So, no good common areas or bars, no places for people to socialize and basically impossible to meet someone as people wander around locked rooms in the narrow hall with no clear signs, you might even not be able to find your own room when you get a good guy in your hands.
2. Very rude personnel: First, they always have some issues with your debit/credit card and they cannot deal with it in a professional way, so expect to hear a lot of swears and screaming from the very beginning. No matter what you ask them, they are either not willing to answer or don't understand you well as some of them speak very poor English. But they are good at swearing for sure. Believe it or not, after all they do to you, at the end when you check out, they want you (beg you with their eyes showing the tip box) to give them the 5 dollar deposit which you get back. NO WAY!!
3. A weird live "show": In one of the rooms (122 when I was there) they have a live show of two "professionals" who have a very loud and noisy sex in order to attract the attention of people, but as the crowd approaches this open room, they immediately bang the door rudely!! Yes, they kinda want people to go away and open the door and continue with their loud sex once they realize there is no one around.. And then again the same story when people come back.. What a strange "show" that none is allowed to see and people are not only distracted from their socializing, they even lose the mood when they come closer to the door and suddenly BANG (the door is shut in front of their eyes). Those who get their rooms close to this room immediately want to switch to rooms far away. The personnel is again very upset by this and uses all kinds of bad words.
4. The area is very dirty, pools don't function well, the doors to the showers are hard to open, the showers work for only 2 seconds so you need to firmly press the button every 2 seconds in order to shower properly, no good signs around, you can easily hit your head in the dark rooms.
All in all, no good concept at all if you want to socialize and have a good time, rude personnel and weird live "show" (which is not a show at all) which destroy your mood and a very dirty and dysfunctional bath areas.

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