Positives: Waitstaff was very nice, ambience is as...

Positives: Waitstaff was very nice, ambience is as classic diner as it gets, food came out suspiciously quickly, coffee was drinkable, bacon was tasty if not undercooked...

Negatives: Most of my meal was inedible. You know how pancake batter has that chloriney bleachy smell until it's cooked? My pancakes tasted exactly like that smell. Had to spit it out. The texture was so rubbery, I couldn't get a knife or fork through them... Scrambled eggs tasted like balls of margarine. Cold cheddar cheese was thrown on top. Hashbrowns also tasted like nothing but margarine. Chicken fried steak had no flavor (at least it wasn't margarine). Dining area smelled like pee.

You're better off going to IHOP.