It is every bathroom. So many times have I come to...

It is every bathroom. So many times have I come to this place while visiting a different place. Seen its vinyl imitation tile a hundred times. Felt its texture. Somewhere, there is a vinyl craftsman. A Dadelus of bathroom flooring. O how great is his work. How his name is spoken reverently as he unfurls his vinyl marble. The flag of a bathroom architect. He has a son who wishes his father did not just design the same bathroom over and over. "father, you've become an automaton" says the boy. Bathroom Dadelus sheds a single tear and places his hand on the boy's shoulder. The boy's shoulder separates and his tiny chest unlocks and opens like a toilet seat to reveal a vinyl clockwork heart. "I know son" bathroom Dadelus says, in his best impression of a human father, "I know" #RJReviewsBathrooms #bathroomcritic